Funny Religious Bumper Stickers

Offered for Your Enjoyment

God loves you! And I'm really trying.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

In case of Rapture, this car will be empty.

After the Rapture, may I have your car?

Jesus, protect me from your followers.

Heck is a place for people who don’t believe in gosh.

I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals.

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha!

If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons?

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!

My God is alive - sorry about yours.

National Atheist’s Day- April 1

Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.

Reincarnation is making a comeback!

That was Zen. This is Tao!

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