Funny Religious Bumper Stickers
Offered for Your Enjoyment
God loves you! And I'm really trying.
God must love stupid people; he made so many.
In case of Rapture, this car will be empty.
After the Rapture, may I have your car?
Jesus, protect me from your followers.
Heck is a place for people who don’t believe in gosh.
I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha!
If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons?
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
My God is alive - sorry about yours.
National Atheist’s Day- April 1
Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
Reincarnation is making a comeback!
That was Zen. This is Tao!
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